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A guy who goes too fast roasts himself

There's a sign at the entrance to my neighborhood. I've driven past it way too fast.

This book is my apology.

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49 pages24 chaptersPDF + EPUB

Speed limit: 25.

I eat like it's a timed event, talk so fast people ask me to repeat myself, and once tried to speed-run a vacation. So I wrote a book roasting myself, one street sign at a time.

Each sign is one your life is also trying to show you, if you'd slow down long enough to read it.

24 signs, 24 short chapters

Stop Sign
Speed Bump
School Zone
Blind Spot
Dead End
U-Turn

…and 18 more signs your life is flashing at you.

Fair warning

Mostly for laughs, with a little advice snuck in. If you've ever done sixty through a conversation that needed twenty-five, you'll feel seen.

Ease off the gas. You'll still get there.

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